Bollywood Formula No.1 - Two brothers play cops and robbers as kids, and while one grows up to be a honest and upright cop, the other also grows up to be a big Don! The cop although being emotionally attached to Don is left with no option but to kill his brother for the larger good of the country and society.
Screwed up Formula No.1 - Two brothers play cops and robbers as kids, and while one grows up to be a honest and upright cop, the other also grows up to be a honest upright cop! Story over!!!
Bollywood Formula No.2 - A poor young man falls in love with a beautiful and very rich girl and when they approach the wealthy, arrogant and powerful father, he stands against it! Instead, he wants his daughter to marry his evil rich friend's villian son (usually it is the perennial rapist Prem Chopra). The evil friend of the girl's father plans to get his son married to the girl to usurp all his friend's wealth and property. The poor young man figures out the evil plans and stops them by fighting Prem Chopra and his goons! He saves the Rich Arrogant Father and his daughter. The police comes in the end and arrests the Evil Father and Son duo with the goons. The Rich Arrogant father gets his daughter married to the poor young man.
Screwed up Formula No.2 - A poor young man falls in love with a beautiful and very rich girl and when they approach the wealthy, arrogant and powerful father he happily gets them married! Story over!!!
Bollywood Formula No.3 - Twins separated in a crowded Kumbh ka Mela grow up in separate towns. One of the twins becomes a Police inspector and the other becomes a Dacoit (Daku). The Dacoit has an evil Sardar (Leader) who not only loots but also kills people and rapes women; whereas the boy has some conscience and only loots from the evil rich to give to the poor. The good dacoit is in love with a village belle, whose sister is in love with the new inspector in town (the inspector is actually the dacoit's long lost brother)! During a song sequence in Holi, both the brothers identify each other with the Om Locket/Om Tattoo and hug each other while both the women cannot stop themselves from smiling. The inspector is at logger heads with the evil Dacoit Sardar and when on the verge of being killed by him, the good dacoit intervenes and not only saves the brother but the duo beats up the entire truck load of dacoits in a dhishum-bhishum sequence. In the end the Police Cars & Vans come and arrest the one that are alive. Both the heros get married to the heroines.
Screwed up Formula No.3 - Twins separated in a crowded Kumbh ka Mela grow up in separate towns, doing different jobs, marrying and having children, without ever meeting again! Story over!!!
Bollywood Formula No.4 - Two very close friends fall in love with the same girl. One of the boy is a rich kid and the other a poor boy. Initially the rich kid and the poor guy don't know that they are in love with the same girl. In the first half of the movie, both try to woo the girl, they explain to each other about their respective loves in the sweetest words possible. They finally decide to show the picture of the girl they love to each other and to their horror, it is the same girl.....Intermission.....now both the guys have become enemies. The rich guy now hates the poor guy and starts using the power of his money to woo the girl and to belittle the poor guy. The Poor guy on the other hand shows his intelligence (by helping her out in her weakest subject) and sincerety of his love by fighting off some villains. The Villains are rogues selling drugs in the college and have enemity with the rich guy because of some money cum drug related issues. They were about to kill him, when the poor guy fights them off and saves the rich guy. The rich guy realizes how good the poor guy is and how true his love is for the girl gives way for him towards the heroine. In the touching climax both offer to sacrifice their love for the other and the girl and finally declares that she has a twin sister and that one of them can marry her twin who looks exactly like her!
Screwed up Formula No.4 - Two very close friends fall in love with the same girl and in the touching climax both offer to sacrifice their love for the other and the girl finally declares that She is not a girl instead she's a guy who crossdresses!
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